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A little notebook, or pad that you put girls numbers in that you have accumulated.
After many nights at the bars writing numbers on bar napkins or recipts and loosing them. Ben finally bought a little note book (holadex) that fits in his back pocket, and carry's a pen with him. He put's girls numbers in it with side notes to remember which one is which. Ex. Sarah - Big ass tits, Jamie - Tequila body shots... He officially has a Holodex.
holadex by P Leaf January 16, 2008
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n. Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. big book o' sorostitutes). This piece of equipment can mean the difference between a lonely night in your hotel room watching "Not Without My Daughter" or several hours of romparoom with Jessica, the former VP of Membership of *insert your favority whorority here*.
Brandon: "Who do we know in Chicag-ho?"
John: "Let me consult my good friend, Mr. Holodex, he'll know who to call."
Brandon: "Thank you Mr. Holodex, you've saved the day once again!"
holodex by braxtron December 22, 2005
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just like a roledex, but for hoes.
that girl is such a slut, she's in the holedex for sure.
holedex by amber arnold June 1, 2005

hoeladex 

itz whatcha pull outcha back packit ta git the hoes rollin on over to the place, with tha peeps, for some nasty sticky midnight treats!!!
Yo this party is bunk...imma pull out my hoeladex and git this mutha krunk...gotta dangle ya worm in the water to see if any trophies are biting...werd'm out!
hoeladex by Kid LOCO April 1, 2007
a pimps Black Book
the chicktionary

a little book full of 'hoes' phone numbers, address, and the 3 point rating (top half, bottom half, face)
Tony: "What are we gonna do this weekend?"
Bill: "I dont know....im sooo bored, im going Gay"
Nick: "Nah worry, we will call some jubes"
Tony: "Yeah Nick, call some girls in your Hoadex"
hoadex by Nick April 25, 2005
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