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hoeladex 

itz whatcha pull outcha back packit ta git the hoes rollin on over to the place, with tha peeps, for some nasty sticky midnight treats!!!
Yo this party is bunk...imma pull out my hoeladex and git this mutha krunk...gotta dangle ya worm in the water to see if any trophies are biting...werd'm out!
hoeladex by Kid LOCO April 1, 2007
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Hoeledex 

Rolledex-style listing of female names, those of which like to put out
"What was that freaky chick's name from last weekend?" Hold up, let me check my Hoeledex right quick."
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A little notebook, or pad that you put girls numbers in that you have accumulated.
After many nights at the bars writing numbers on bar napkins or recipts and loosing them. Ben finally bought a little note book (holadex) that fits in his back pocket, and carry's a pen with him. He put's girls numbers in it with side notes to remember which one is which. Ex. Sarah - Big ass tits, Jamie - Tequila body shots... He officially has a Holodex.
holadex by P Leaf January 16, 2008

hoelidex 

A pokedex for hoes, a hoelidex tells you if a females a hoe or not and her freak rating. A hoelidex would let you know if you should go and fuck the girl or not.
Damn! I wish I had a hoelidex, I'd save time by jst known what bitches wana fuck, hit up the nasty bitches and waste no time on the square bitches. videogames
hoelidex by Dolemite noguera April 7, 2010
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