holodex

n. Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. big book o' sorostitutes). This piece of equipment can mean the difference between a lonely night in your hotel room watching "Not Without My Daughter" or several hours of romparoom with Jessica, the former VP of Membership of *insert your favority whorority here*.

Brandon: "Who do we know in Chicag-ho?"
John: "Let me consult my good friend, Mr. Holodex, he'll know who to call."
Brandon: "Thank you Mr. Holodex, you've saved the day once again!"

by braxtron December 22, 2005

holosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to holographic things (e.g.: Nail polishes, poster boards, phone cases, ect.)

Person 1: Look at that persons holo collection!
Person 2: They must be a holosexual

by Certified Holosexual August 1, 2015

holosexual

A sexuality that hasn't been acknowledged by the general public

have you seen simplynailogical's new video? cause I think I'm a holosexual.

by D@rth V@d3r November 20, 2016

Holosexual

When you love holographic things
Holo is love Holo is life

Holo my names Christine
Ima holosexual

by LovelyLivvy December 12, 2016

holodeck

Something that shouldn't be on the Enterprise-D. I mean, they're in SPACE! The Enterprise-D is the flagship of Starfleet, so why do they need to imagine they're in 20th century San Francisco when they can be screwing green women?

Barclay went to the holodeck to screw everybody on the ship without screwing everybody on the ship.

by Reginald Barclay November 27, 2011

Holosexual

When someone really like holo aka holographic (the stuff that changes color when you move it around )

"Look at all their all their holo nail polish,they must be holosexual"

by I💙holo July 17, 2016

holosexual

holosexual = when someone is obsessed with holographic things / colour shifting rainbows

for E.G =

person 1 = omg look
person 2 = what
person 1 = that person has so much holo/holographic things on there shelf!
person 2 = that person must be a holosexual!
( find out what holo looks like by watching Simply Nailogical ( Cristine ) from youtube.

by Vietnam+English/Kiwi=BadAss March 22, 2017