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n. Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. big book o' sorostitutes). This piece of equipment can mean the difference between a lonely night in your hotel room watching "Not Without My Daughter" or several hours of romparoom with Jessica, the former VP of Membership of *insert your favority whorority here*.
Brandon: "Who do we know in Chicag-ho?"
John: "Let me consult my good friend, Mr. Holodex, he'll know who to call."
Brandon: "Thank you Mr. Holodex, you've saved the day once again!"
holodex by braxtron December 22, 2005
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Hoeledex 

Rolledex-style listing of female names, those of which like to put out
"What was that freaky chick's name from last weekend?" Hold up, let me check my Hoeledex right quick."
A little notebook, or pad that you put girls numbers in that you have accumulated.
After many nights at the bars writing numbers on bar napkins or recipts and loosing them. Ben finally bought a little note book (holadex) that fits in his back pocket, and carry's a pen with him. He put's girls numbers in it with side notes to remember which one is which. Ex. Sarah - Big ass tits, Jamie - Tequila body shots... He officially has a Holodex.
holadex by P Leaf January 16, 2008

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
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