hointed 

wide

a hointed quim wide vagina

hointed by christian 1991 February 26, 2009

hainted 

A pronunciation of haunted used primarily in the rural south

The elevator in my highrise is hainted, and so scary that bums won't even go in there to pee.

hainted by Oren November 17, 2004

Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.

Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck

Hoisted by my own petard by ArKainicW July 9, 2010

Hoisted by your own Piccard 

When your own star Star-Trek related actions hurt you in some way.

Bill: The date was going great until I mentioned I like Star-Trek
Jeff: It appears you have been hoisted by your own Piccard.

Hoisted by your own Piccard by The Not So Jolly Giant June 22, 2021

Hoisted 

Adjective: Hoy-stid

Definition: To be exteremely high on marjiuana.

Synonyms: Lifted, Baked, Stoned, Cheeched, Faded, Ripped, High, To' up etc.

I think that last bong rip really did it. I am pretty fuckin hoisted.

Best used when you are not trying to reveal just how high you truly are.

Hoisted by Steven J Lombard, IL March 4, 2011

Hoisted by my own re'tard 

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.

I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.

Hoisted by my own re'tard by bumchutney February 7, 2022

Hoisted 

To be excessively drunk or wasted onboard a boat.

Bro let's go out on the lake and get completely hoisted!

Hoisted by Baotmn June 15, 2022