hainted

A pronunciation of haunted used primarily in the rural south

The elevator in my highrise is hainted, and so scary that bums won't even go in there to pee.

by Oren November 17, 2004

Haunted House

Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.

"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"

by Pokonno December 12, 2021

Haunted Handy

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

by croat10 August 11, 2014

Haunted pussy

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

by jbras November 19, 2019

haintey

A snobby, know-it-all, pretentious attitude. Similar in definition to hincty, but with much more flare.

You're attitude is very haintey! It's just too much. You are not even a member of this band yet, honey!

How she gonna come up in here all haintey when I know she got on some $2 shoes with that dress.

by Shabomba May 16, 2007

Haunted Mound

Group of awesome musicians that include Sematary, Buckshot, Turnabout, Hackledown, etc.

Guy 1: Who the hell is haunted mound?
Guy 2: AUUGHH!!!! H-H-HAUNTAHOLICS REAL HAUNTED MOUND!!!!

by losertakingLs April 9, 2023

Mississippi Haunted House

The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.

Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”

Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”

Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”

by ButtleLicker69420 January 14, 2020