hogophone

A dick with a mushroom head so bulbous it looks like a microphone.

When my girlfriend gets horny she reports the daily news into my hogophone

by Gigantica April 26, 2014

hosaphone

A musical trumpet-like instrument based on the so-called natural trumpet which contains no valves that was invented by Ellis Workman on July 4, 1976 in Rochester, MN. Constructed out of plastic tubing, a funnel using a trumpet or french horn mouthpiece. The Hosaphone(tm) plays the notes of the natural overtone series.

The Hosaphone(tm) is the only musical instrument which can performed the Doppler Effect without sustaining a neck injury to the performer.
The Hosaphone(tm) is in every way the functional equivalent of the so-called Natural Trumpet.
The sound of the Hosaphone(tm) cannot be improved, but your sound can be improved with practice.
Hosaphone(tm) music is based only on the "natural" harmonic series.

by David A. Roth October 22, 2007

hoPhone

A second cell phone owned by a scandalous, usually married man. Apparently, all people in the U.S. own 1.04 cell phones. hoPhone represents the .04%.

"Dude, why didn't you call her from your hoPhone? You are SO busted."

by magsdesign November 30, 2011

homophobephobe

someone who hate homophobes.

person 1: he hates carson coz he's gay?! what a homophobe! i hate all homophobes.
person 2: you're such a homophobephobe

by billyrexona August 15, 2009

homophobe

someone who hates their house

someone who lives in a house they do not like

by godli June 13, 2005

Racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe

A term used by members of the “left” political spectrum to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically.

“You don’t believe in my new proposed law, you must be a racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe”

“You are winning this argument, so I’m just gonna call you a racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe to devalue your opinion”

by TheRealSlimShadyYo November 16, 2017

homophobe

People who are afraid of homo, mostly Homo sapiens.

I'm afraid of other people I think that makes me a homophobe.

by Lixie_ March 5, 2023