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hosaphone 

A musical trumpet-like instrument based on the so-called natural trumpet which contains no valves that was invented by Ellis Workman on July 4, 1976 in Rochester, MN. Constructed out of plastic tubing, a funnel using a trumpet or french horn mouthpiece. The Hosaphone(tm) plays the notes of the natural overtone series.
The Hosaphone(tm) is the only musical instrument which can performed the Doppler Effect without sustaining a neck injury to the performer.
The Hosaphone(tm) is in every way the functional equivalent of the so-called Natural Trumpet.
The sound of the Hosaphone(tm) cannot be improved, but your sound can be improved with practice.
Hosaphone(tm) music is based only on the "natural" harmonic series.
hosaphone by David A. Roth October 22, 2007
A second cell phone owned by a scandalous, usually married man. Apparently, all people in the U.S. own 1.04 cell phones. hoPhone represents the .04%.
"Dude, why didn't you call her from your hoPhone? You are SO busted."
hoPhone by magsdesign November 30, 2011

homophobephobe 

person 1: he hates carson coz he's gay?! what a homophobe! i hate all homophobes.
person 2: you're such a homophobephobe
homophobephobe by billyrexona August 15, 2009
someone who hates their house
someone who lives in a house they do not like
homophobe by godli June 13, 2005

Racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe 

A term used by members of the “left” political spectrum to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically.
“You don’t believe in my new proposed law, you must be a racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe”

“You are winning this argument, so I’m just gonna call you a racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe to devalue your opinion
People who are afraid of homo, mostly Homo sapiens.
I'm afraid of other people I think that makes me a homophobe.
homophobe by Lixie_ March 5, 2023