A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.
"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."
A Hoedonk is when you bring a girl back to your place for the explicit purpose of one-nighting her, only to find that she was doing the same thing to you...
A small town in northern Maine with nothing of note except for a shit pit of a high school full of assholes and hookers, a store with crappy pizza and angry cashiers and a dairy bar with shit tastic food and high prices