brown shrimp

Being 6 foot 5 you would never thought he had brown shrimp in his pants. I hear his old lady is breaking headboards with her new boyfriend

by Bhixton6500 February 16, 2022

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puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend

Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday

by Bhixton6500 March 08, 2021

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When someone uses you to pay the mortgage.

AM got hogdon once again this month. Bill paid

by Bhixton6500 May 20, 2022

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Invented the best wrist brace for bowling ever. The pointy finger would poke your eyeball out.

Zac was lost when he broke his roger warlock

by Bhixton6500 September 30, 2021

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The inventor of the one finger wrist brace used by bowlers who suck

Uncle Ted had to use a roger warlock to improve his bowling game but he still sucked

by Bhixton6500 October 03, 2021

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The fastest most bad ass Ford Mustang made. Would kick a Camaro’s ass all day.

That silver fox body mustang was bad ass it gapped the Camaro by 2 semi lengths.

by Bhixton6500 April 04, 2021

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