Hoedonk Share definition Flag A Hoedonk is when you bring a girl back to your place for the explicit purpose of one-nighting her, only to find that she was doing the same thing to you... Yo man, Ian got Hoedonked by that fly bitch last night Hoedonk by Fiddizzy December 20, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Hoedonk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch