Hoevan is a male named Jovan who seems to get around a lot ;) thus making him a little bit of a hoe. BUT WE DON'T SLUT SHAME IN THIS HOUSE OK! A Jovan who is such a fuck boy you can't help but let him know! You want to let him know nicely so you just call him hoevan until he catches on.
Jovan why are you being such a hoevan today?
Hey, Hoevan! Are you getting back from that party at 3am? I thought it ended at 1...
Hey, Hoevan! Are you getting back from that party at 3am? I thought it ended at 1...
by HeyViolet September 8, 2018
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Lambert: Because it's Hoeland!
Lambert: Because it's Hoeland!
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Get the Hoecano mug.Hovan is a lover. He is loyal until the end. He believes in what is just and fair fighting for it when opportunities arise. His sweet spirit is caring but not apologetic. He lacks sympathy for stupidity and believes people get what they deserve. For him hard work will pay off, but staying motivated can be most of the task. He is athletic and can excel at any sport or physical activity. He loves innocence and feels the need to protect women and children. His has a soldiers heart, serve and protect. He makes others feel safe when He is around. He carries himself like a warrior, staying lean and fit. He is sexy and dresses to impress! He smells good and looks good. If you find Hovan you will be hooked.
Girl1 : I think I found the man of my dreams! He would be a great husband and father. He is such a good guy , strong and sexy too.
Girl2: a guy like that is hard to find. He must be Hovan
Girl2: a guy like that is hard to find. He must be Hovan
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Get the Hovan mug.A relationship between two straight females that may lead others to believe they are a couple. Usually involves kissing when alcohol is present.
"Whoa, get a few drinks in them and Bri and Megan are all over each other."
"Yeah, that's because they have a Hoemance. It's unlike any other"
"Yeah, that's because they have a Hoemance. It's unlike any other"
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