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The words of an extra terestrial when he is scared.
When ET is watching TV he shouts "Hoevang".
hoevang by Theophilus April 29, 2005
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Hoevan is a male named Jovan who seems to get around a lot ;) thus making him a little bit of a hoe. BUT WE DON'T SLUT SHAME IN THIS HOUSE OK! A Jovan who is such a fuck boy you can't help but let him know! You want to let him know nicely so you just call him hoevan until he catches on.
Jovan why are you being such a hoevan today?

Hey, Hoevan! Are you getting back from that party at 3am? I thought it ended at 1...
hoevan by HeyViolet September 8, 2018
Without a doubt Hevany is just the best person on earth. She can be cold to others but when you get to know her more then you absolutely without a doubt love her. She’s very funny and pretty also really smart. She is a short asian who has a twin and they are both very amazing. They’re a cute people who bring people joy. You can’t live without not knowing a Hevany like this one. Hevany is a trustworthy, beautiful, brilliant, amazing, goofy, smart friend without a doubt she is amazing.
Hey did you see Hevany today?
OMG the all time amazing HEAVNY!!!???? She can’t be single but I wouldn’t blame her the guys are so stupid

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026