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the number one thing to say to compliment ones hoebag who’s just 🥩🤛 in the name of the lord. 😌
girls at 3am: goodnight hoevag
guys at 3am: 🥩🤛
Hoevag by shaggyvaggie August 25, 2019
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The best gang ever. Full of the funniest people and memories. You might fall out but o am white you will be friends again the next day ❤️
Lol the hoegang is halerious 🤣
Hoegang by 🤣❤️🤣 February 16, 2019

hoebanger 

1. an exclamation from a sleeping person meant to convey anger at a dream person. roughly the equivalent of angrily shouting "green bean!"
2. a person who bangs sexually indiscriminate people beacaues its easier than relationships.
3. an insult used most frequently while driving or at the checkout.
4. an angry general exclamation.
"did you see that fuckin hoebanger cut me off?!"

"my roommate mark is such a hoebanger. i had to give him a lift to the clinic twice this month."
hoebanger by lizifer42 February 5, 2010
Hoevan is a male named Jovan who seems to get around a lot ;) thus making him a little bit of a hoe. BUT WE DON'T SLUT SHAME IN THIS HOUSE OK! A Jovan who is such a fuck boy you can't help but let him know! You want to let him know nicely so you just call him hoevan until he catches on.
Jovan why are you being such a hoevan today?

Hey, Hoevan! Are you getting back from that party at 3am? I thought it ended at 1...
hoevan by HeyViolet September 8, 2018
When you are going to type hoebag to your friend Catherine on whatsapp but you accidentally press v instead of b and create a hoe vagina. Have fun using the new word, credits to me and Catherine at 12:27 AM 26/08/2019
Goodnight HoeVaG
Hoevag by HoeVaG August 25, 2019

Hoebanger 

Me and my hoebangers are going down to the club tonight
Hoebanger by Maxpowerballs December 21, 2017
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