hobosynthesis

The process by which transients and other urban outdoor expiditioners generate carbohydrates and oxygen from carbon dioxide, water, and light energy into energy enough to wake up and move around.

The sun came up and warmed the hobo enough to move from the park bench to the soup kitchen. Obviously, there was some sort of chemical reaction from the heat of the sun that converted the starches from the potato vodka into energy via hobosynthesis.

by marvinthemartian January 6, 2010

homosynthesis

When someone changes from being straight to gay.

Person 1: Did you know (insert name here)'s just gone through homosynthesis?

Person 2: :O OMG.

by clareyy July 4, 2009

Homosynthesis

What a homosexual person does to gather energy by sitting out in the sun

I think Jim went to do his homosynthesis since he is gay.

by Sploomsnav on instagram May 30, 2018

hoetosynthesis

When a female survives off of attention, much like a plant uses sunlight. She absorbs the attention through her skin and turns it into nutrients.

Tina is such an attention whore, she probably uses hoetosynthesis.

by dayday.dm21 January 23, 2015

Hotosynthesis

When you give attention to Facebook and Instagram thots on a post designed to gain attention, and they convert it to ho energy used to post more ho pictures of themselves.

I was thinking, you know hotosynthesis is how these premium snapchat thots buy their vacations right?

by NastyNate1969 April 30, 2019

hoetosynthesis

The ability for a hoe to survive entirely off of attention alone.

I don't think I've seen that hoe eat for 3 days. Dat bitch be living off of hoetosynthesis.

by Datfaka October 8, 2015

hugosynthesis

Similar to photosynthesis, but those who undergo hugosynthesis require hugs instead of sunlight.

Plants undergo photosynthesis, but my girlfriend undergoes hugosynthesis.

by IloveWieners March 21, 2018