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Homosynthesis 

What a homosexual person does to gather energy by sitting out in the sun
I think Jim went to do his homosynthesis since he is gay.

HomoSynthesis 

The act of a homosexual man who is currently high on meth and is rapidly opening his ass cheeks believing his is creating his own food.
After lil jimmy took 17 doses of meth he started to flap his ass cheeks like a rapid gorrilla, we thought this was a mating call but he was actually homosynthesis'ing
HomoSynthesis by Ass Smuggler September 28, 2015

hoetosynthesis 

When a female survives off of attention, much like a plant uses sunlight. She absorbs the attention through her skin and turns it into nutrients.
Tina is such an attention whore, she probably uses hoetosynthesis.
hoetosynthesis by dayday.dm21 January 23, 2015

hobosynthesis 

The process by which transients and other urban outdoor expiditioners generate carbohydrates and oxygen from carbon dioxide, water, and light energy into energy enough to wake up and move around.
The sun came up and warmed the hobo enough to move from the park bench to the soup kitchen. Obviously, there was some sort of chemical reaction from the heat of the sun that converted the starches from the potato vodka into energy via hobosynthesis.
hobosynthesis by marvinthemartian January 6, 2010

Hotosynthesis 

When you give attention to Facebook and Instagram thots on a post designed to gain attention, and they convert it to ho energy used to post more ho pictures of themselves.
I was thinking, you know hotosynthesis is how these premium snapchat thots buy their vacations right?
Hotosynthesis by NastyNate1969 April 30, 2019

hoetosynthesis 

The ability for a hoe to survive entirely off of attention alone.
I don't think I've seen that hoe eat for 3 days. Dat bitch be living off of hoetosynthesis.
hoetosynthesis by Datfaka October 8, 2015