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Girl #1: "I fucked Mike before school then Darious after lunch... would it be bad to hook up with Kyle tonight at the party??"
Girl #2: "No girl!! Do that!! Get that dick!!"
Girl #1: "You sure?"
Girl #2: "Yeah I'm here to hoetivate you and it's only right for you to keep your pussy poppin' all hours of the day."

hoetivate by coolpigeon April 24, 2017

hoetivities

1. used to describe all activies a hoe makes.
2. used to descirbe a person's sexual acts that are very hoe like but are done rarely.

bitch i dont want to know about your hoetivities, its nasty!

hoetivities by Behnaz February 27, 2008

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Hotivated

To be motivated to partake in certain activities for the sole purpose of acting like a ho.

Eric invited all three of his tinder dates to the club because he is extremely hotivated.

Hotivated by AwkwardAardvark February 18, 2017

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hoetivation

Like motivation... but for hoes.

Girl #1: "Give me some hoetivation so I don't feel wrong for making back to back dick appointments please."
Girl #2: "Don't deprive yourself from getting dicked down!! Take two at once if that makes you happy, live your life!"

hoetivation by coolpigeon April 24, 2017

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hoetiviation

The motivational drive, pursuant to, and in the quest thereof, defined by the objective of, to whit: The Hoes.

The primary hunt, in this civilization of barter-exchange mediums, where hunting for food is seen as a sport.

Searchin' for the ladies.

Pub-crawlin', without the objective of being carried home.

Hickey went out, with extreme hoetiviation pacing the strip, cig tucked behind his ear, searching for Ms. Right-Now.

hoetiviation by Seffbasilisk November 3, 2010

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Hativated

Motivation provided by the hatred of others.

My dude took all that negative energy and became hativated to change and prove them wrong...

Hativated by anonymous June 18, 2021

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hoetivated

1) the act of being motivated by the prospect of hoes, bitches or easy women, 2) becoming sexually activated and leaving your friends for a ho

Man, babatunde gets hoetivated whenever dre asks him to come over

hoetivated by AfroGeezy August 5, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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