hoetivation

Like motivation... but for hoes.

Girl #1: "Give me some hoetivation so I don't feel wrong for making back to back dick appointments please."
Girl #2: "Don't deprive yourself from getting dicked down!! Take two at once if that makes you happy, live your life!"

by coolpigeon April 24, 2017

Hoetivation

Motivation to HOE

Now that I'm single I need some hoetivation from my friends to go out and mingle.

by theartyoufeel April 6, 2017

hoetivation

The motivation you get from having hoes to look hot and go out

Ugh I need hoetivation to go out tonight.

I have no hoetivation= you have no hoes

by graceisslay February 28, 2025

Hoetation

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through

Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.

by Sonia K May 9, 2020

Hoetation

Original reference: HBO's Insecure
It is a phase during you life.

Hoe + rotating= hoetation

You are single (probably fresh out of a relationship)
You are "dating".
You are fucking anyone you want.
Not giving one fuck in the world.

You are in hoetation.

Darla just ended her long-term relationship and now she's free and single. She wants to be in hoetation now and do everyone!

by my_vickisecret July 26, 2017

Hortigation

The combination of horticulture and irrigation techniques to increase the productivity of plants. The amalgamation of the science and technology of plant cultivation and artificial water application.

Our plants are flourishing due to the hortigation solution we found.

by Spacecadet70 December 7, 2012

hoetiviation

The motivational drive, pursuant to, and in the quest thereof, defined by the objective of, to whit: The Hoes.

The primary hunt, in this civilization of barter-exchange mediums, where hunting for food is seen as a sport.

Searchin' for the ladies.

Pub-crawlin', without the objective of being carried home.

Hickey went out, with extreme hoetiviation pacing the strip, cig tucked behind his ear, searching for Ms. Right-Now.

by Seffbasilisk November 3, 2010