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Hoetivator 

A friend who helps you go out being a hoe, if you lack hoetivation.
The person will encourage you to talk to a potential lover, whether it will be over text or in person.
The 'hoetivator' will also give advice on how to improve your hoe status and just in general encourage you to get on the market.
Person A: Mathilde is my hoetivator. I would be single af if it wasn't for her.
Person B: You are lucky to have that kind of good energy in your life! I want a hoetivator too!
Hoetivator by toocooltodrool September 12, 2017
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hoetivate 

Girl #1: "I fucked Mike before school then Darious after lunch... would it be bad to hook up with Kyle tonight at the party??"
Girl #2: "No girl!! Do that!! Get that dick!!"
Girl #1: "You sure?"
Girl #2: "Yeah I'm here to hoetivate you and it's only right for you to keep your pussy poppin' all hours of the day."
hoetivate by coolpigeon April 24, 2017
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hoetivation 

Like motivation... but for hoes.
Girl #1: "Give me some hoetivation so I don't feel wrong for making back to back dick appointments please."
Girl #2: "Don't deprive yourself from getting dicked down!! Take two at once if that makes you happy, live your life!"
hoetivation by coolpigeon April 24, 2017

hoetivated 

1) the act of being motivated by the prospect of hoes, bitches or easy women, 2) becoming sexually activated and leaving your friends for a ho
Man, babatunde gets hoetivated whenever dre asks him to come over
hoetivated by AfroGeezy August 5, 2010

Hoetivation 

Now that I'm single I need some hoetivation from my friends to go out and mingle.
Hoetivation by theartyoufeel April 6, 2017

hoetivation 

The motivation you get from having hoes to look hot and go out
Ugh I need hoetivation to go out tonight.

I have no hoetivation= you have no hoes
hoetivation by graceisslay February 28, 2025
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