hoetiviation

The motivational drive, pursuant to, and in the quest thereof, defined by the objective of, to whit: The Hoes.

The primary hunt, in this civilization of barter-exchange mediums, where hunting for food is seen as a sport.

Searchin' for the ladies.

Pub-crawlin', without the objective of being carried home.

Hickey went out, with extreme hoetiviation pacing the strip, cig tucked behind his ear, searching for Ms. Right-Now.

hoetiviation by Seffbasilisk November 3, 2010

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hoetivation

Like motivation... but for hoes.

Girl #1: "Give me some hoetivation so I don't feel wrong for making back to back dick appointments please."
Girl #2: "Don't deprive yourself from getting dicked down!! Take two at once if that makes you happy, live your life!"

hoetivation by coolpigeon April 24, 2017

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Hoetivation

Motivation to HOE

Now that I'm single I need some hoetivation from my friends to go out and mingle.

Hoetivation by theartyoufeel April 6, 2017

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hoetivation

The motivation you get from having hoes to look hot and go out

Ugh I need hoetivation to go out tonight.

I have no hoetivation= you have no hoes

hoetivation by graceisslay February 28, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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