Girl #1: "I fucked Mike before school then Darious after lunch... would it be bad to hook up with Kyle tonight at the party??"
Girl #2: "No girl!! Do that!! Get that dick!!"
Girl #1: "You sure?"
Girl #2: "Yeah I'm here to hoetivate you and it's only right for you to keep your pussy poppin' all hours of the day."
Girl #1: "Give me some hoetivation so I don't feel wrong for making back to back dick appointments please."
Girl #2: "Don't deprive yourself from getting dicked down!! Take two at once if that makes you happy, live your life!"
A friend who helps you go out being a hoe, if you lack hoetivation.
The person will encourage you to talk to a potential lover, whether it will be over text or in person.
The 'hoetivator' will also give advice on how to improve your hoe status and just in general encourage you to get on the market.
Person A: Mathilde is my hoetivator. I would be single af if it wasn't for her.
Person B: You are lucky to have that kind of good energy in your life! I want a hoetivator too!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.