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hoentology

The scientific branch that studies hoes and their behavior
She’s a hoentology major.
by cumplaining November 27, 2019
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Hectology

Hectology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to melt any girls' heart, a guy that is sweet and sexy that can enchant any girl.
" I got my degree in Hectology at the University of California."
by KatyxX September 1, 2009
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hyetology

very cool tik toker on tik tok that I’m mutual s with yes hashtag hyetology for lyfe
Person A: @hyetology is a cool person
Person B: what who the hell even is that

Person A: *beats up person B and eats them up*
by tologhye October 3, 2021
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Hoeology

A guide to understand Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency. Or the study of a Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency.
1) If she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy

If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right
by Sxu 220 October 2, 2004
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HOEPOLOGY

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift
1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?
by g5hoe May 21, 2010
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Hoeology

a major offered at the university of wisconsin. Hoeology taken by many of thr badgers basketball players. As they are recruited to play basketball for bo ryan on the court, the are recuited to be hoelogist off the court.

Many of the players began to list hoelogy as a major on facebook.

Example: Trevon Hughes is currently majoring hoe-ology.
Trevon Hughes is currently listed as majoring in hoeology at the University of Wisconsin. He is a hoe-ologist.
by Brian Butch October 26, 2007
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hentology

The study of hentai and affiliated aspects of lewd Japanese animation and art. Can be studied and examined at levels up to university, and is a well respected and practiced field of animation examination.
Hey bro, I've been thinking of taking a course on Hentology, do you think I should study it?
by Cocoa Best Waifu December 3, 2020
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