hoefit

outfits for hoes

damn hoe you rockin thaose daisys and the tube thats the illest hoefit i ever did see

by shauna September 4, 2003

hoeitis

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.

You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.

by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010

hoefile

a slutty girl's myspace profile.

Check out this hoefile! That girl is SO easy!

by Adrian V. March 30, 2008

hoefinger

the act of smelling like a vagina.

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger

by blow me33447 December 7, 2005

Hoefist

The bumping of fists between two sammich making hoes who know their place is in the kitchen. They realize their position in the real world and are proud of it.

"Kitchen today?"
"Heeelllll yeaaa"
"Hoefist!" (hoes join fists)

by Cbreezy22 February 18, 2011

hoeith

When offending someone in a humorous way.

Similar to other insults, however, with an angerless way of saying it.

You're such a hoeith.

by Speigalman December 12, 2014