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Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.
Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!
hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016
Related Words

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.
You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.
Hoebitchuary by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010
Check out this hoefile! That girl is SO easy!
hoefile by Adrian V. March 30, 2008

hoefinger 

the act of smelling like a vagina.
after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger
hoefinger by blow me33447 December 7, 2005
The bumping of fists between two sammich making hoes who know their place is in the kitchen. They realize their position in the real world and are proud of it.
"Kitchen today?"
"Heeelllll yeaaa"
"Hoefist!" (hoes join fists)
Hoefist by Cbreezy22 February 18, 2011
When offending someone in a humorous way.

Similar to other insults, however, with an angerless way of saying it.
You're such a hoeith.
hoeith by Speigalman December 12, 2014