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a full body selfie in the mirror with the flash on.
she took a hoefie before she went to school.
hoefie by musicallymusic December 28, 2017
A dramatically shrunken male genitalia.
Holy crap this water is freezing it's giving me a hoefer.
Hoefer by Dustin March 8, 2005
the name used to refer to your large/fat/overweight/obese ho-ish or a complete ho friend male or female
hoefer by kaci scroggins January 9, 2009
Adjective
A garden supply that gets around, and can be described at a fat cow.

Noun
A living object that gets around and doesn't care about their size.
Adjective
"Wow look at Alex. He's such a hoeffer."

Noun
"Look at that large Hoeffer"
Hoeffer by Paperclips14 June 8, 2014
A bitch that likes to take it 3 feet in the ass
"I'm horny, can you give it to me?"
"In the ass?"
"Duh!"
"You sure are a Hoefler!"
hoefler by jally11 December 2, 2015
Its as if you were saying " hoe " but it adds a little bit more to the word as if saying more then one
Its hoeier where i live
hoeier by jungkooklovver January 6, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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