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a full body selfie in the mirror with the flash on.
she took a hoefie before she went to school.
hoefie by musicallymusic December 28, 2017
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A dramatically shrunken male genitalia.
Holy crap this water is freezing it's giving me a hoefer.
Hoefer by Dustin March 8, 2005
the name used to refer to your large/fat/overweight/obese ho-ish or a complete ho friend male or female
hoefer by kaci scroggins January 9, 2009
Adjective
A garden supply that gets around, and can be described at a fat cow.

Noun
A living object that gets around and doesn't care about their size.
Adjective
"Wow look at Alex. He's such a hoeffer."

Noun
"Look at that large Hoeffer"
Hoeffer by Paperclips14 June 8, 2014
A bitch that likes to take it 3 feet in the ass
"I'm horny, can you give it to me?"
"In the ass?"
"Duh!"
"You sure are a Hoefler!"
hoefler by jally11 December 2, 2015
Its as if you were saying " hoe " but it adds a little bit more to the word as if saying more then one
Its hoeier where i live
hoeier by jungkooklovver January 6, 2018