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Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.
Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!
hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016
Related Words
A seriously ugly woman. A woman that is so ugly that when you first glance at her you instinctively turn away in utter horror and shock.

Origin The Smurfs: the wred headed witch on the cartoon. ie. Gargomel's girlfriend.
Personal Noun - "Hogitha is looking this way, lets fucking jet."
hogitha by JBee May 6, 2004
The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf
Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore
Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019
to act like a whore.
i got mad at my beoch because sh was acting hoeish at da club.
hoeish by william August 23, 2003

Horith4601

Horith4601 is the username of a homosexual, long haired, ginger, male teenager, that collects weapons and thrives on Atheist vs Theist debates, with Matt Dillahunty as the atheist representative.
Yo, you heard of that one gay long haired ginger?

Oh. you mean, "Horith4601?"
Horith4601 by Horith November 24, 2022
A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.
Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..

Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.
Hoeitus by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013