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hoeith

When offending someone in a humorous way.

Similar to other insults, however, with an angerless way of saying it.
You're such a hoeith.
by Speigalman December 12, 2014
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hoeitis

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.
Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!
by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016
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hogitha

A seriously ugly woman. A woman that is so ugly that when you first glance at her you instinctively turn away in utter horror and shock.

Origin The Smurfs: the wred headed witch on the cartoon. ie. Gargomel's girlfriend.
Personal Noun - "Hogitha is looking this way, lets fucking jet."
by JBee May 6, 2004
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Hoeitis

The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf
Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore
by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019
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hoeish

i got mad at my beoch because sh was acting hoeish at da club.
by william August 23, 2003
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Horith4601

Horith4601 is the username of a homosexual, long haired, ginger, male teenager, that collects weapons and thrives on Atheist vs Theist debates, with Matt Dillahunty as the atheist representative.
Yo, you heard of that one gay long haired ginger?

Oh. you mean, "Horith4601?"
by Horith November 24, 2022
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Hoeitus

A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.
Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..

Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.
by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013
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