hoebituary 

The list of people you've hooked up with (i.e. someones' body count).

"You sure you wanna go out with him? Have you seen his hoebituary?"

hoebituary by haymeth September 29, 2021

hobiuary 

the month the sun, hobi, was born and when the world became a lot happier. February is no more. Anybody caught using February will be seen by hope world officials and the president hoseok aka hobi. Has been celebrated since 1994

jack: "aye what month was the sun born?"
drea: "the sun was born in hobiuary bro"
jack: "what day bro?"
drea: "the 18th of hobiuary bro"
jack: "that's the world's favorite day broo"
Drea: "the sun's child was also born on hobiuary, on the 7th broo"

hobiuary by hopeworldofficial February 2, 2020

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.

You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.

Hoebitchuary by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010