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hoe-ment

I have a boyfriend but I went to a party Shit got crazy and I had a 3 some when I woke up in the morning I realized I had a hoe-ment !!!
by Mina1602 May 15, 2018
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hoe mentality

When someone acts, thinks, and/or says hoe-like things but doesnt necessarily act upon it
Jhasper: That guy is hot
Rani: I know, I'd suck his dick
Jhasper: You have a hoe mentality
Rani: lol i know, but you know i'd never actually do it
Jhasper: lol yeah tru
by ovojmoney April 24, 2015
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hoementum

Hoementum - (momentum with hoes) a term created (in this context) by a Pimp in Landover Maryland named William Jenkins. Hoementum is the affect of gaining the attention of a female that you are interested in by first getting the attention of other females, causing a "bandwagon effect" to occurr where since you're getting so much attention from other females, the female you're interested in begins to get curious, thinking, "what is it about him that girls like so much?" and then has the desire to join the "bandwagon" and see for herself why females are attracted to you. This comes from the fact , even admitted by women of all walks of life, that "no woman wants a man that other women don't want" - if that's the case that means "a woman wants a man that other women do want" (which is the logically equivalent statement).
I was attracted to Jessica, so I came to her party with two girls that I just met and let Jessica see me with them. Jessica approached me later and asked what is it about you that girls like so much. I told her to come find out and she came over. Classic case of hoementum.
by williamjenkins December 3, 2010
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hoement

When one is about to have a moment that renders one a hoe.
Example 1: GEEZ, CALM DOWN OVER THERE! YOUSE ABOUT TO HAVE A HOEMENT!

Example 2: Oh. My. Gawd. Did you see her all over him? Total hoement.
by Arsenic EI April 16, 2010
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Hoement

A moment of weakness for a hoe, typically referring to one-night-stands
Dam, last night was rough; I had a bad hoement
by cliugreen September 19, 2018
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hoement of clarity

Hoement of clarity is similar to a moment of clarity. A Hoement of Clarity is when a girl realizes that SHE is the sidechick.
After her 5th date in a parking garage again, Jessica had her hoement of clarity and realized her boyfriend had a wife.
by martine_sumptin or other November 8, 2018
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Hoement

Being a Hoe for a moment/ period of time
I had my hoement with my lad earlier
by evieeeee October 27, 2019
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