2 definitions by martine_sumptin or other

hoement of clarity

Hoement of clarity is similar to a moment of clarity. A Hoement of Clarity is when a girl realizes that SHE is the sidechick.

After her 5th date in a parking garage again, Jessica had her hoement of clarity and realized her boyfriend had a wife.

The age where mormons will finally date (16)

"that new boy is so cute!"
"i heard he was a mormon."
"damn. i wish i was mormon legal!"