hochi 

hochi is a nickname used for hoshi of kpop boygroup seventeen.

it is used in an endearing and cute way.

hochi also rhymes with mochi, which he is

horangdan: hochi is so mochi i love him so much ;3
person: wtf?

hochi by boysnextdoor December 14, 2024

[HOCHI MAMA] 

it is a sexually promiscuous woman or something IN THE SPAMTON SLANG WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it
Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's
Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having
Now the ads have got the traffic
And we've grabbed your demographic
So you're packing up your basket
'Cause your dad has gotta have it
He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic
So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic
Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it
So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static
And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic
So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it
And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it
Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's
HOCHI MAMA! What a mouthful!

[HOCHI MAMA] by fillocked2 September 25, 2022

hochi dick

a not so great version of the moby dick drum solo.

drummer: ra-ta-ta-tam
audience: "hochi dick!"

hochi dick by chefdelacuisine June 21, 2006

hoochiedink 

A catchall phrase used in the presense of easily offended persons to describe someone without using an expletive, or a word to describe someone whose name you don't want to mention. Usually used to describe persons of color.

Priest: Bless you my son.
Brian: I watched the news last night and hoochiedink was talking about reforms again.
Priest:??
Brian: Obama.
Priest: Oh. Hmmmmm.

JimJim: I have to work with hoochiedink again.
Donnie: That's a shame. He doesn't do anything.
JimJim: Lucky me.

hoochiedink by Mark Louis webb August 13, 2010

Hachiman 

A pessimistic, cynical, prideful, loner. Their humor is mostly self deprecating and sarcastic; it is often seen as creepy and makes others uncomfortable. They are also very result oriented and will do pretty much anything for the desired result, even if it causes harm or pain to themself or their image.

You're kind of a hachiman...

Hachiman by Bhume September 22, 2019

Hoochie Coochie 

A really old term, going back to 1890, about a sexualized dance performed by carnival side-shows.

A hoochie coocher was a hoocie coochie dancer. She is also called a shimmy dancer. A hoochoe coochie man either runs a show or is a drag queen performer.
The phrase has made famous by various blues, jazz and rock performers. These include Elvis Presley's "Saved", Cab Calloway "Minnie the Moocher", Muddy Waters' "Hoochie Coochie Man".

Believe it or note, there's a 1929 Mickie Mouse cartoon called "the Karnival Kid" where Mickey, a carnival worker, is attracted to Minnie, a hoochie coochie dancer.

Hoochie can be spelled hootchy, hootchey, hootchie, hoochy or hoochey.

Coochie can be spelled kootchy, kootchey, kootchie, koochy, koochey, cootchy, cootchey, cootchie, coochy, coochey.

"Let me tell you about Minnie the moocher, she was a red hot hoochie coocher." "He's gonna make pretty women's
Jump and shout

Then the world gonna know
What this all about

Don't you know I'm here

Everybody knows I'm here

Well, you know I'm the hoochie coochie man "

Hoochie Coochie by Kingdragonfly October 27, 2017

Hautian Hoochie 

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)

Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."

Hautian Hoochie by Hero523 August 4, 2007