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hochisma 

when a guy/girl is hot, chill, AND smart. a rare combination of qualities.
Man, that girl is hot as hell, chill as hell, and smart as hell, she sure is hochisma.
hochisma by Hantuj June 11, 2007
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huchimama 

a whore. often used to describe girls in dutty south london
huchimama by Anonymous August 3, 2003

[HOCHI MAMA] 

it is a sexually promiscuous woman or something IN THE SPAMTON SLANG WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it
Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's
Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having
Now the ads have got the traffic
And we've grabbed your demographic
So you're packing up your basket
'Cause your dad has gotta have it
He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic
So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic
Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it
So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static
And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic
So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it
And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it
Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's
HOCHI MAMA! What a mouthful!
[HOCHI MAMA] by fillocked2 September 25, 2022

hoochiemama

defined, beautiful, amazing, caring, pulchritudinous.
look at that hoochiemama
hoochiemama by jimmytristin December 1, 2020

Oochimama 

A large bird with the face of a human. The rest of its body resembles that of a chicken. The creature likes to stalk and eat children while growling its name.
Kid 1: "Hey, did you see that?"
Kid 2: "naaaah, what was it?"
Kid 1: "It looked like a giant chicken....with a person's face..."
Kid 2: "That sounds really weir- WTF IS THAT!!!"
Oochimama: "OOCHIMAMA!!!!"
Oochimama by The Oochimama August 10, 2009

hoochiemama

girlfriend. derived from the urban word hoochie.

Also used by Kramer as a one line gag on the hit show Seinfeld.
Q: What you doin this weekend, bro?

A: Just hangin wid muh hoochiemama an gettin slippery.
hoochiemama by TheBoutros July 20, 2004