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Someone who likes having sex with animals is two faced and a liar.

Also likes having sex with small elephants
Kayla tripped me
Yeah I know she's a total hobface
Hobface by lizzchick September 21, 2011
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Hobface
a word describing someone who is a hobknocker.

Someone who is two faced and loves having sex with animals. Especially small elephants.

A hobface is two faced is egocentric and egotistical.
That girl Kayla just tripped me
Yeah she's a total hobface
hobface by lizzchick September 21, 2011
n. A derogitory term oftenly used for a female, also could be spelt as ho face or ho-face. Means mostly that the person being referred to as a hoface has a visage that resembles that of a whore's.
"Yeah! Well...! You're a hoface! D<"
hoface by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007
An emotion, felt only by men, in which sadness occurs in the front of the face during an emotional episode. Not unlike the sensation after a sneeze, hotface does not produce tears, but rather produces a pressure close to crying that can easily be grunted away.
When Mel Gibson died at the end of Braveheart, I got insane hotface.
Hotface by sadfnkjngkjhd February 4, 2010

slutbag hoeface 

A person who appears to be trashy, bitchy, stupid, or self obsessed.
Kate: Did you hear about last night?
Amanda: No, what happened?
Kate: Leah cheated on her boyfriend with four different guys!
Amanda: Oh my fucking God. What a slutbag hoeface.
slutbag hoeface by sarabby. January 19, 2009
Slang for BFF or Best friends Forever

Also a best friend thats "a little too close"
Dylan: Hey whats up?

Nichole: Wanna be my hoeface?

Dylan: sure!!!

Nichole: BFF!!!!
Hoeface by Thunder Sampson August 20, 2009

hoeface baboon 

a bitch who is a hoe and looks like a baboon
emily shopland
hoeface baboon by kyle richards April 3, 2003
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