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Hobface
a word describing someone who is a hobknocker.

Someone who is two faced and loves having sex with animals. Especially small elephants.

A hobface is two faced is egocentric and egotistical.
That girl Kayla just tripped me
Yeah she's a total hobface
hobface by lizzchick September 21, 2011
n. A derogitory term oftenly used for a female, also could be spelt as ho face or ho-face. Means mostly that the person being referred to as a hoface has a visage that resembles that of a whore's.
"Yeah! Well...! You're a hoface! D<"
hoface by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007
An emotion, felt only by men, in which sadness occurs in the front of the face during an emotional episode. Not unlike the sensation after a sneeze, hotface does not produce tears, but rather produces a pressure close to crying that can easily be grunted away.
When Mel Gibson died at the end of Braveheart, I got insane hotface.
Hotface by sadfnkjngkjhd February 4, 2010

slutbag hoeface 

A person who appears to be trashy, bitchy, stupid, or self obsessed.
Kate: Did you hear about last night?
Amanda: No, what happened?
Kate: Leah cheated on her boyfriend with four different guys!
Amanda: Oh my fucking God. What a slutbag hoeface.
slutbag hoeface by sarabby. January 19, 2009
Slang for BFF or Best friends Forever

Also a best friend thats "a little too close"
Dylan: Hey whats up?

Nichole: Wanna be my hoeface?

Dylan: sure!!!

Nichole: BFF!!!!
Hoeface by Thunder Sampson August 20, 2009

hoeface baboon 

a bitch who is a hoe and looks like a baboon
emily shopland
hoeface baboon by kyle richards April 3, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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