hoboface
a young girl, who changes her hair color alot, loves to walk around and be out and about, can make a baby laugh, and has the kick of a kangaroo
hoboface by bizzybonez January 5, 2008
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Hobface
a word describing someone who is a hobknocker.
Someone who is two faced and loves having sex with animals. Especially small elephants.
A hobface is two faced is egocentric and egotistical.
a word describing someone who is a hobknocker.
Someone who is two faced and loves having sex with animals. Especially small elephants.
A hobface is two faced is egocentric and egotistical.
Hobofabe
Hobofabe
(From “kayfabe” in wrestling, meaning a “work.” (Sequel to “gayfabe,” nearly 20 years later.)
An act of performing poverty, houselessness, or street affiliation while secretly cushioned by resources, trust funds, or family money. Hobofabe is equal parts beer-can theatre and martyr cosplay: you sit with the ragged people, talk about disability claims, or crash at Catholic Charities — but you’re never fully in it. You’re rehearsing ruin with an escape hatch.
Victor edition: Park-bench prophet. Treats the semi-housed as pets, practices his lines with beer cans, and stares into the abyss for dramaturgy points.
Chris edition: Early-60s trust fund nepo-baby. Dad’s a multimillionaire reverse-mortgage kingpin. Still chooses Catholic Charities dorm life over rent — not out of need, but for the aesthetic.
(From “kayfabe” in wrestling, meaning a “work.” (Sequel to “gayfabe,” nearly 20 years later.)
An act of performing poverty, houselessness, or street affiliation while secretly cushioned by resources, trust funds, or family money. Hobofabe is equal parts beer-can theatre and martyr cosplay: you sit with the ragged people, talk about disability claims, or crash at Catholic Charities — but you’re never fully in it. You’re rehearsing ruin with an escape hatch.
Victor edition: Park-bench prophet. Treats the semi-housed as pets, practices his lines with beer cans, and stares into the abyss for dramaturgy points.
Chris edition: Early-60s trust fund nepo-baby. Dad’s a multimillionaire reverse-mortgage kingpin. Still chooses Catholic Charities dorm life over rent — not out of need, but for the aesthetic.
Don’t buy the whole ‘I’m disabled, pass me a can’ routine. That’s just hobofabe. He’ll be back in a condo once the act wears off.”
“Chris’s hobofabe is strong — Catholic Charities by night, inheritance by day.”
“Victor’s hobofabe run is live again: bench, beer, broken souls as props.”
Victor’s hobofabe is longer running than his AA attendance record.”
“Chris’s hobofabe is strong — Catholic Charities by night, inheritance by day.”
“Victor’s hobofabe run is live again: bench, beer, broken souls as props.”
Victor’s hobofabe is longer running than his AA attendance record.”
Hobofabe by Alice Tulgey August 16, 2025
Hobofabe
Hobofabe
(From “kayfabe” in wrestling, meaning a “work.” (Sequel to “gayfabe,” nearly 20 years later.)
An act of performing poverty, houselessness, or street affiliation while secretly cushioned by resources, trust funds, or family money. Hobofabe is equal parts beer-can theatre and martyr cosplay: you sit with the ragged people, talk about disability claims, or crash at Catholic Charities — but you’re never fully in it. You’re rehearsing ruin with an escape hatch.
Victor edition: Park-bench prophet. Treats the semi-housed as pets, practices his lines with beer cans, and stares into the abyss for dramaturgy points.
Chris edition: Early-60s trust fund nepo-baby. Dad’s a multimillionaire reverse-mortgage kingpin. Still chooses Catholic Charities dorm life over rent — not out of need, but for the aesthetic.
(From “kayfabe” in wrestling, meaning a “work.” (Sequel to “gayfabe,” nearly 20 years later.)
An act of performing poverty, houselessness, or street affiliation while secretly cushioned by resources, trust funds, or family money. Hobofabe is equal parts beer-can theatre and martyr cosplay: you sit with the ragged people, talk about disability claims, or crash at Catholic Charities — but you’re never fully in it. You’re rehearsing ruin with an escape hatch.
Victor edition: Park-bench prophet. Treats the semi-housed as pets, practices his lines with beer cans, and stares into the abyss for dramaturgy points.
Chris edition: Early-60s trust fund nepo-baby. Dad’s a multimillionaire reverse-mortgage kingpin. Still chooses Catholic Charities dorm life over rent — not out of need, but for the aesthetic.
Don’t buy the whole ‘I’m disabled, pass me a can’ routine. That’s just hobofabe. He’ll be back in a condo once the act wears off.”
“Chris’s hobofabe is strong — Catholic Charities by night, inheritance by day.”
“Victor’s hobofabe run is live again: bench, beer, broken souls as props.”
“Chris’s hobofabe is strong — Catholic Charities by night, inheritance by day.”
“Victor’s hobofabe run is live again: bench, beer, broken souls as props.”
Hobofabe by Alice Tulgey August 16, 2025
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