hoaved

swollen, sticking up

I got the shingles shot the other day and my arm got real red and hoaved up.

by Cliffs girlfriend December 14, 2021

hoaxed

When you get Covid-19 and suffer massively, and then die.

Did you hear about Jim dying in the hallway of an emergency room last night? He got hoaxed

by ubeenhoaxed April 11, 2020

heaved hoe

A hoe that spends all day lying naked on her bed(or some other soft surface) masturbating and looking all used up, because of all the nymphomania she has gotten from fucking countless men throughout most of her life as a young woman.

The term "heaved" means fucked once so many times to the point of extensive use and has absolutely nothing to do with the phrase "heave ho," which sailors use as a command for pulling something, such as a rope, cable, or fishing net.

Daaaayum, won't dat bitch get up, stop jillin off and do sumthin' productive? Fo sheezy, someone call a doctor to get dat heaved hoe on rehab!

by Mark H August 31, 2004

Havedaddy

The best teacher you can have... he not only makes the best memes but he's so blind he can't even see what you are doing in class. This man wouldn't let you listen to music except he's as blind as a bat. However he has got one thing going for him... he's the best goddamn meme of a teacher teaching at this school.

Student 1: Sir his computer isn't working
Havedaddy: Ahhhhhh gentlemen, please don't disrupt the class
Student 2: Sir his laptop is literally melting to apart
Havedaddy: Quiet Please
Student 3: OH NO! It got on me... IT BURNS!
Havedaddy: You... detention. I won't have you disrupting the class

by BlazeGames35 July 18, 2017

hooved up

a wrinkle or bump in any material exhibiting symmetry.

Wow, there is a big hooved up place in the road!

by PC September 1, 2004

Hoated

To be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to any Hall and Oates video

Check out this video!

Oh darn! I've been "Hoated"

by hoated4eva September 10, 2013

Haved

The act of owning or maintaining control of a person, usually for the purpose of having sex or bringing unusual physical or mental harm to that person. This Phrase Was Coined By Richy Rich of Eagle City Music Entertainment In Beaumont, TX.

Log-On To www.richyrichnow.com or get HAVED Hoe

by RichyRichMusic June 14, 2011