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Horsing Around
Horsing Around by sonictf May 17, 2015
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Goo hoarding
When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.
Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.
"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"
"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"
Goo hoarding by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012
Tattoo Hoarding
Verb
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Tattoo Hoarding by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
cyber hoarding
When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at
Cyber hoarding is Katie's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.
cyber hoarding by sassy sparkle princess November 2, 2010
Word of the Day on November 5, 2010
Leroy Hoarding
Leroy Hoarding by Biggameballs June 15, 2019
Show-Horsing
When a gentleman caller tries to impress his female counter-part by engaging in behavior that would typically be more understated in normal situations.
Kevin: Look at Matt yelling at the TV like an idiot. He barely even likes baseball.
Ray: I know. He's just show-horsing because his girlfriend is here.
Ray: I know. He's just show-horsing because his girlfriend is here.
Show-Horsing by Jack Parkman November 4, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026