hoarking
A dance between a man and a woman, put inside a wooden house. A ring of fire is around the house. If they do not produce a baby, the house is lit on fire.
hoarking by Sexfucker69420 February 5, 2024
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Goo hoarding
When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.
Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.
"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"
"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"
Goo hoarding by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012
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Tattoo Hoarding
Verb
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Tattoo Hoarding by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
cyber hoarding
When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at
Cyber hoarding is Katie's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.
cyber hoarding by sassy sparkle princess November 2, 2010
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app hoarding
the act of saving/keeping a bunch of apps on your iphone or other smartphone you don't use/need because they were free, or you simply dont want to get rid of them.
guy 1: why do you have 10 pages of just apps?!?!
app hoarder: dude, i cant get rid of them they were free!
guy 1: but you dont play with any!
app hoarder:..................ummm...........yeah sometimes
guy 1: dude your app hoarding ...* smh in dissapointment*
app hoarder: dude, i cant get rid of them they were free!
guy 1: but you dont play with any!
app hoarder:..................ummm...........yeah sometimes
guy 1: dude your app hoarding ...* smh in dissapointment*
app hoarding by voodoo man October 24, 2010
e-hoarding
To keep all your electronic files and messages and other "data" until it piles up for no good reason, such as saving ridiculous numbers of email messages that you'll never look at again.
e-hoarding by brooke's eye March 19, 2010
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