hoader

A hoader is somebody who stores secrets in their jowls. It originally referred to female pelicans who carried their young in their beaks to keep them safe from predators.

The Senate majority leader--a renowned hoader--squeezed his facemark in between his chin folds.

hoader by Fabtastico May 24, 2021

Tab-Hoarder 

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...

The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)

Tab-Hoarder by ebh1zaza March 15, 2012

chin-hoarder 

A fat person who has a double or triple chin.

"Instead, a proudly dog-whistling chin-hoarder like Haley Barbour and an apex predator of Arab people like Bill Kristol are urging Romney to release his tax returns now. Better to finally delineate Mitt's relationship to Bain. Better to finally show his Swiss bank doesn't have a Chamber of Secrets and a bunch of Brigham Youngs in cloning tanks. FIGHT IT OVER HERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT IT OVER IN OCTOBER." From Gawker.

chin-hoarder by Yuccaroot July 19, 2012

Bill hader 

Is the best, end of story

Bill hader is the best, no one compares

Bill hader by randomfella ;) November 2, 2019

bagel hoarder 

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

bagel hoarder by ktrane March 3, 2004

Tayler holder 

A super hot guy who actually is not really that hot but yet still very hot when you just take a glance at his beautiful face. Tayler Holder with his rosy red cheeks just pulls you in and you will never get out.

Tayler holder the most beautiful rosy red cheeked guy ever

Tayler holder by SEAVEY_AVERY_BROWN_HOLDER May 17, 2017

CDL Holder 

Short for Commercial Drivers License

When a girl's ass is so big, it looks like she's driving around a dump truck.

Example 1:
Zack: Woah did you see Alexa today?

Chad: Yes! I saw that she is a CDL Holder.
Zack: Another one on the CDL list.

Example 2:
Zack: Excuse me miss, do you have a CDL license for that dump truck you drive around?

CDL Holder by Darien5 February 4, 2021