Tab-Hoarder

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...

The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)

Tab-Hoarder by ebh1zaza March 15, 2012

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Tab hoarder

Someone who never deletes their tabs on their web browser. To have lots of tabs open.

My brother is a tab hoarder, he never deletes his porn tabs.

Tab hoarder by Alphaseeker2099 May 8, 2018

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Tabhoarder • tab • tab whore • Tab Out • Tab Monster • tab abuse • tab end • Tab-Mode • tab-pwn • tab rat

Tabhoarder

Somebody who has an excessive amount of tabs opened up on his/her web browser.

Mike has 42 tabs open... such a tabhoarder!
Sam actually hit the Firefox tab limit whilst tabhoarding.

Tabhoarder by CmdrWeakness December 2, 2010

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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