ho-ster 

A place where loose women hide their pistols. The vagina.

Jim: "Comack McCarthy’s ex-wife did what?"
Bill: "She pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens."

Sid: "Are you packing?"
Jane: "Got one in the ho-ster."

ho-ster by Eric Maan January 10, 2014

Hosteria 

The panic caused by the news that Hostess has declared bankruptcy, resulting in chaos at grocery and convenience stores in an effort to get the last Twinkie, etc.

The Hosteria at Ralph's was so crazy that I just left without picking up my groceries this weekend.

Hosteria by whitey809 November 16, 2012

Hoster 

Term given to middle aged men, who are still single, and only just recently moved out of their parents home or still live at home. Usually work alot and make no time for romance. Not that they can even get girls.

John: "Hey u know Dave from accounting, he's always here working."

Mike: "Yeah I know hes a hoster."

Hoster by graysnake February 25, 2008

Hosters  

When there is host and hostess at a restaurant.

One of the hosters will bring us silverware.

Hosters by KT Swank January 11, 2009

Hoster Bunny 

A WHORE

HEy hoster bunny!

Such a Hoster Bunny,

Hoster Bunny by Maron Aikimoto October 16, 2008

Hoster 

Hoster - if you can’t tell if the person seating you is a man or a woman. Most likely this means it’s a tranny “hoster” Or a “Pat”

Did the hostess seat you?

That’s not a hostess! That’s a hoster!

Hoster by AlmaHolzhert July 28, 2023

Paxton Robert hostert 

Paxton is a mother fucker who cracks of the walls but has a HUGE! FAT! LONG! COCK!

Have you seen paxton robert hosterts dick it's HUGE!

Paxton Robert hostert by Savanah hege May 28, 2022