hkays 

remi belongs to hkay Lol

whos hkays egirl oh remi thats nice

hkays by randomgiylol1983848 August 3, 2025

Needle in a Haystack 

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

Needle in a Haystack by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017

The Haysbert Effect 

A new term coined by a great philosopher.

This is when someone THINKS Denzel Washington is the Black guy from All State Insurance commercials WHEN in fact he is not and the said person goes into a frenzy like state thus resulting in a statement being said such as "DUUUDE I THOUGHT THAT WAS HIM!".

Dennis Haysbert:"Are you in good hands?"

Person 1:*Stands up and spills cereal* What the HELL did Denzel Washington just try selling to me?...insurance?

Person 2:No, dude it's Dennis Haysbert!That guy from "The Unit".

Person 1:*Sits back down* Oooh!...wait...*Goes into shock*

Person 2:*Ignores friend spazzing on floor yelling* Damn, The Haysbert Effect...always making people spill cereal on my damn carpet.

The Haysbert Effect by Lucielio Mitchell April 29, 2010

Hays Highschool 

A Highschool filled with a bunch of Basic White Bitches, Druggies, HypeBeasts and Rednecks that like to fuck Eigth Graders. The admin are all old and pissy, and the food smells like rotten meat

“ Did i just see those rednecks pick up an eigth grader??”

“Yeah man, that hick definatly goes Hays Highschool.”

Hays Highschool by JakeThe.Beast February 28, 2019

Possum's Haystack 

n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.

Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.

Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.

Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.

Possum's Haystack by SpaceDonkey January 24, 2011

mouse on a haystack 

Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.

Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".

mouse on a haystack by Lee Thargic November 7, 2019

urban haystack

another name for a thrift store. it refers to way back when someone would search for a needle in a haystack, only this time it's not a barn it's an old building with lots of old junk that is hip to search through.

Person 1: hecka dang! where did you get that boss jacket?
Person 2: I was bikesploring in the mission and found it in the urban haystack!

urban haystack by hellathatguy October 16, 2007