hiuber

hiuber is an alcoholic, he is usually a dark haired dark eyed male. usually from the latino race. he is very chill and down to earth. he has only a few reall friends. he loves to party but gets yelled at when he gets home. he is really smart although he hates school. he tends to be real sarcastic. He is a really cute guy and has a 8 inch cock. he is always available on ft to listen to your problems. he also always helps classmates in class who tend to sit to the left of him and usually are male mexicans

Girl #1 OMG HIUBER WE NEED TO FACETIME !!

HIUBER - OMG ANISA LET ME GUESS ANOTHER GUY PROBLEM

EXAMPLE#2
hiuber- yo you got pods ?
guy #1 -yeah but they empty

EXAMPLE #3
guy #1 - yo you got the answers

hiuber - yeah i gotchu

hiuber by Bigdaddy123theville January 11, 2018

Hibernacle 

You’ve guessed it! It’s a place where you go to hibernate; somewhere to go in winter to get away from petty annoyances, destressify and catch up on sleep. Too good to be true? Yeah, it probably is.

Malcolm is so stupid, he thought hibernacle was a type of barnacle.

Hibernacle by AKACroatalin January 3, 2017

Hibernophobia 

Hibernophobia a.k.a anti-Irish sentiment, may refer to or include persecution, discrimination, hatred or fear of the Irish as an ethnic or national group, whether directed against Ireland in general or against Irish immigrants and their descendants in the Irish diaspora.

In the past the Irish have been unfairly stereotyped as "thick Paddies", "alcoholics", "terrorists", etc, and whilst some Irish people may have looked upon this as a bit of banter, others object, viewing it as a form of racism.

Person 1: I am going on holiday to Ireland next week
Person 2: OMG don't go, Ireland is a dangerous place full of terrorists and gypsies.
Person 1: Seriously?... You are such a Hibernophobe, Ireland is a beautiful country.
Person 2: WTF is Hibernophobia... <== (this is the reason it needs to be added to UD)

Hibernophobia by SkinnedHamster August 6, 2016

Hiberdating 

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend

I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.

Hiberdating by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010

hiberbate 

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

hiberbate by downbeat March 14, 2004

Pornelius Hubert

The full name of Porn Hub

My full name is Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert by ColaCode July 14, 2018

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

bachelor hibernation by white choc March 1, 2011