Hibermating 

Hibermating (verb) (i.e. cuffing) Being involved in a relationship, usually lasting between one to three months during the Winter -when the nights are the longest, and the bed sheets are the coldest.

Hibermating can usually be recognized by...

- the copious amounts of takeout

containers that it leaves in its wake...

- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix

binging ...

- a per capita uptick in spooning

behavior that is located within a

specific geography area such as the

Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern

Seaboard, or the third floor of City

Liquidators, to name a few.

We spent January and February happily hibermating and never left the house.

Hibermating by Owen McKash January 17, 2018

hibermating 

When you spend all day in bed having sex, preferably during winter.

Alejandro and I spent the entire day hibermating.

hibermating by L-J Jackson December 6, 2013

Hibermating 

Adj. When two people start dating, but you never see them anymore because they just have sex all the time.

Person 1: "hey have you seen Pete lately"

Person 2: "nah, not since he got with sally, they've just been hibermating all the time"

Hibermating by heapsmissage_90 December 3, 2010

hibermating 

what teenagers want to do to with their peers when they get away from their parents. a combination of the words hibernating and exploratory mating

Where are the kids?
"hibermating"

hibermating by wellrounded April 5, 2010

Hiberdating 

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend

I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.

Hiberdating by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010

hibergayting 

When a dude has some gay tendencies that seems noticeable but he insists he's straight.

Bryan is friends with so many chicks, huh?!?. He must be hibergayting, bro.

hibergayting by Vincentq21 December 2, 2016

hibernating woodlock 

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

hibernating woodlock by ratwrap February 13, 2023