Hibernacle 

You’ve guessed it! It’s a place where you go to hibernate; somewhere to go in winter to get away from petty annoyances, destressify and catch up on sleep. Too good to be true? Yeah, it probably is.

Malcolm is so stupid, he thought hibernacle was a type of barnacle.

Hibernacle by AKACroatalin January 3, 2017

hibernacle 

noun, plural hibernacula hahy-ber-nak-yuh-luh
1. a protective case or covering, especially for winter, as of an animal or a plant bud.
2. winter quarters, as of a hibernating animal

Hibernacle; A winter retreat or shelter, similar to a cabin for humans - or a natural shelter for plats or animals during harsh months.

hibernacle by Brontee August 16, 2014

Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.

...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...

Hibernal Photoconductor by Satans Blob, Mako January 22, 2005

Hibernate 

A computer feature that many people do not use, which allows the computer to to shut down while playing music, games videos, browsing, and running antivirus scans all at the same time. When the computer turns on again, all tasks resume at where they were as if nothing happened.

Despite how awesome that is, most people still close down all their programs and shut down, only to have to start them up again when rebooting.

The idea behind it is simple. Take pretty much everything on the RAM and copy it to C:\hiberfil.sys, which is read again when the system resumes.

Fred was Photoshopping, video editing, chatting, browsing, playing Crysis, writing music, and working in 3D Studio Max on his laptop, but he had to pack up and go to work so he simply saved all his work and hibernated the system.

Hibernate by t3hb1gb0i December 15, 2010

hibernate 

A severe case of marination. To sit idle for hours upon hours in a chill or relaxed state.

After having 3 exams I go into hibernation mode which may include doing absolutely nothing.

hibernate by Z May 3, 2003

hibernate 

when a huge bear like human sleeps for 19 consecutive hours

when gabe hibernates its like he's in a coma

hibernate by dufa January 19, 2007

hibernate 

A) antiquated definition: what animals do in order to survive winter

B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.

C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.

I so need to hibernate definition b) this winter.

hibernate by Uncle Dimma November 20, 2014