Histort
Histort by Oliver Wendell Jones December 30, 2016
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a combination of the words history and snort as in hist(ory) and (sn)ort. meaning to laugh so hard at history that one snorts.
histort by BeeMovie2021 December 31, 2016
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histort
1. the undefinable word, sometimes referred to as the opposite of "fuck," to be used in any form
2. the first meme of MIT Class of 2012
2. the first meme of MIT Class of 2012
Histortedly, I cannot histort before historting towards a historted histort.
histort
A portmanteau of "his" and "distort"; sexual act that involves a male pressing down upon pubic area fat in order to make his penis look bigger, often while taking a dick pic
Bobby managed to histort his way into a hookup with Suzy via snapchat but his measly four-incher didn't even come close to making her cum.
histort by 2021sofun! December 24, 2016
History Death Metal
History Death Metal is an offshoot form of Death Metal that focuses on the Dead, Their History, Culture, Religion & More. It is similar to Death Metal yet uses exotic musical scales of the world and drums/cymbals of the world making the Drum Set Of The Dead.
History Death Metal is the best offshoot of Death Metal ever created! Dig Up All The Dead of Every Civilization on the Planet.
History Death Metal by UnHeaven Kevin October 26, 2019
AP World History
The number one reason for self harm and suicidal tendencies among overachieving sophomores. Typically, this class takes your AP virginity- but don’t think that its going to start you off easy with rose petals or some shit. This class will fuck you in the ass without any lube- which you’ll know a lot about, because you will develop insomnia and depression because of this fucking class and watch a startling amount of porn, because its 3 am and you need SOME way to get rid of the pent up anxiety. You will bleed over fucking Daoism- which will seem pretty appealing to you, with the whole living-in-the-woods-thing. Don’t know what Daoism is? You’re a lucky son of a bitch. You will cry blood at 3 am because the 10 page guided notes is only halfway done, and you haven’t even finished your own personal chapter outline- which is for some reason a different thing. Don’t take this class unless you already want to die and need one last thing to punch you over the edge.
Non-AP Student- :( I only got 6 hours of sleep last night :(
AP World Student- You ignorant fucking slut. You do not know true pain until you have taken AP World History. I have slept six hours in the past week, I live on coffee and chronic anxiety. I wrote 20 pages of notes in my own blood, and I still got a C on the test because I considered Alexander the Great’s biggest legacy to be forming a lasting empire instead of dissipating the city-states. I am awake right now because I mixed 5 hour energy with DayQuil, which I’m preying will give me a heart attack, and Quizlet is the only god I know.
AP World Student- You ignorant fucking slut. You do not know true pain until you have taken AP World History. I have slept six hours in the past week, I live on coffee and chronic anxiety. I wrote 20 pages of notes in my own blood, and I still got a C on the test because I considered Alexander the Great’s biggest legacy to be forming a lasting empire instead of dissipating the city-states. I am awake right now because I mixed 5 hour energy with DayQuil, which I’m preying will give me a heart attack, and Quizlet is the only god I know.
AP World History by Thotticus.Prime September 22, 2018
Disc Sports History (Frisbee)
1970's Frisbee Becomes a Sport
Guts, Ultimate, Freestyle, Golf, Distance, Accuracy, MTA, Self Caught Flight, Discathon and Double Disc Court became this sports first events.
There are certain people that stand out when acknowledging who laid the ground work for the transition of playing with the Frisbee as a toy to disc sports. The Healy family (Guts), Tom Kennedy (Ultimate and UPA), Ken Westerfield (Utimate, Freestyle and Canadian Open), Jim Kenner (Freestyle and Canadian Open), Dave Marinni (FPA), Jim Palmeri (AFDO), Tom Schot (Santa Cruz Tournaments), Dan Roddick ( IFA and WFDF), Ed Headrick (Whamo and Disc Golf), Joel Silver (Ultimate). These are people that not only excelled with the Frisbee when it was still considered a toy, but help create the formats and concepts through their own tournaments and or organizations that produced the events and organization of disc sports we see today.
The Canadian Open Frisbee Championships, Toronto Canada (the beginning of Freestyle Competition), American Flying Disc Open (AFDO), Rochester, NY, Octad, New Jersey, International Frisbee Tournament (IFT), Marquette, MI, Santa Cruz Flying Disc Classic, Santa Cruz, California, and the World Frisbee Championships (WFC), held at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California, were the most progressive and trend setting tournaments of that time. These tournaments are where the sport of Frisbee ( disc sports ) really began.
Guts, Ultimate, Freestyle, Golf, Distance, Accuracy, MTA, Self Caught Flight, Discathon and Double Disc Court became this sports first events.
There are certain people that stand out when acknowledging who laid the ground work for the transition of playing with the Frisbee as a toy to disc sports. The Healy family (Guts), Tom Kennedy (Ultimate and UPA), Ken Westerfield (Utimate, Freestyle and Canadian Open), Jim Kenner (Freestyle and Canadian Open), Dave Marinni (FPA), Jim Palmeri (AFDO), Tom Schot (Santa Cruz Tournaments), Dan Roddick ( IFA and WFDF), Ed Headrick (Whamo and Disc Golf), Joel Silver (Ultimate). These are people that not only excelled with the Frisbee when it was still considered a toy, but help create the formats and concepts through their own tournaments and or organizations that produced the events and organization of disc sports we see today.
The Canadian Open Frisbee Championships, Toronto Canada (the beginning of Freestyle Competition), American Flying Disc Open (AFDO), Rochester, NY, Octad, New Jersey, International Frisbee Tournament (IFT), Marquette, MI, Santa Cruz Flying Disc Classic, Santa Cruz, California, and the World Frisbee Championships (WFC), held at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California, were the most progressive and trend setting tournaments of that time. These tournaments are where the sport of Frisbee ( disc sports ) really began.
Disc Sports History (Frisbee) are documented in
FPA Freestyle Players Association, also in several articles on Wikipedia.
FPA Freestyle Players Association, also in several articles on Wikipedia.
Disc Sports History (Frisbee) by Frisbee Sports July 26, 2012