hipstocracy

To claim to like or dislike something based solely upon public opinion; to exist wholly independent from your own opinion in hopes of being popular.

Joel's decision to attend the Nickelback concert to get laid was an act of hipstocracy.

by douchetarded July 24, 2011

hipsterocracy

A term used to describe the phoney, unwarranted sense of entitlement a majority of hipsters display as if they are some ruling elite class. Even though said hipsters spending a boat load of money to look homeless (figure that one out) The hipsterocracy will insist themselves on to everything and voices their ultra self righteous, contradictory, attention baiting, opinions especially when not asked for.

Hipster- " I eat kale, have a fixed gear unicycle and a bunch of cracker jack looking tattoos. Therefore I know everything about everything."

Me- " There goes the hipsterocracy at work once again."

by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015

Hippocracy

What Democracy turns into when all of the politicians in your country are Hippos.

After my trip to Hungry Hungry Island, I was impressed by the sophistication of the constitutional Hippocracy there.

by chevyvan June 25, 2009

Hipocracy

Hip·oc·ra·cy

(noun): An ass-holier-than-thou social class made up of persons subjected to exclusion and/or ridicule in grade school who then grew up, became hipsters and now exclude and/or ridicule those who didn't.

"Every year during SXSW in Austin, members of the New York hipocracy show up like a sea of black apathy and drown the locals with dripping sarcasm."

Pfft is a mating call for the hipocracy.

That aloof, bearded dude who works at my video store and scoffs quietly when I rent blockbusters must belong to the hipocracy.

by mario something November 18, 2010

Ninja Hipocracy

When an individual says not to bully/harass people online but then proceeds to do so themselves.

~Ninja Hipocracy~
"Do not bully people." - Ninja Says To Twitch Chat
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?" - Ninja Says To Child Online

by RechVEVO June 30, 2018

Hipocracy

A nation of people who just love to say one thing and do another.

AMERICA IS A HIPOCRACY

by Ivaan October 8, 2008

Hipst'ocracy

When you claim to be an enlightened and unique individual but don't realize the extreme duality in your efforts to be different have crafted you out to be just another sheep on the hunt for individuality. Ba'aaah.

Person 1#: Todd just picked up a flannel, record player, and a peruvian beanie from urban outfitters to impress that one kombucha cunt from sociology.
Person #2: The cringe is strong, the hipst'ocracy makes me want to commit neckrope.

by theblackadder February 25, 2019