by Oliver Wendell Jones December 31, 2016
a combination of the words history and snort as in hist(ory) and (sn)ort. meaning to laugh so hard at history that one snorts.
by BeeMovie2021 December 31, 2016
1. the undefinable word, sometimes referred to as the opposite of "fuck," to be used in any form
2. the first meme of MIT Class of 2012
2. the first meme of MIT Class of 2012
Histortedly, I cannot histort before historting towards a historted histort.
by emzie1234 December 20, 2016
A portmanteau of "his" and "distort"; sexual act that involves a male pressing down upon pubic area fat in order to make his penis look bigger, often while taking a dick pic
Bobby managed to histort his way into a hookup with Suzy via snapchat but his measly four-incher didn't even come close to making her cum.
by 2021sofun! December 24, 2016