skindiver

An alcoholic drink prepared with gin and pineapple juice.

Patron: Gimme a skindiver.

Bartender: Coming right up. You have fucking AWESOME taste, if I may say so.

by Malcuntent August 02, 2018

Hisser

When a girl takes a piss with an audible jetting or rushing sound, often enhanced or amplified by a toilet bowl.

Holy shit, Michelle, you must have had to go bad. I heard that hisser from down the hall!

by Malcuntent March 12, 2017

fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.

Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.

by Malcuntent May 10, 2024