hispandex

n. An American racial slur aimed at male Hispanics and male Americans of Latino descent in general, referring to their greater willingness to wear form-revealing beachwear such a tiny Speedos, or swimming trunks made of lycra or spandex than the average obese or underendowed White Anglo-Saxon Protestant beachgoer.

There is a popular website showing candid pictures of well-endowed male Latinos in Speedos on the beach called "Hispandex".

After her trip to Coney Island, little Sue-Ann went to bed with visions of hispandex dancing in her head.

hispandex by Benoit Racine June 20, 2008

hispandex

1.A mexican or latin person
2.An annoying person

1.That guy making my burrito is hispandex.
2.Shut your face you hispandex!

hispandex by Jesus March 18, 2005

hispandering

Hispandering is the combination of the words hispanic and pandering. It is used to describe when a politician or political candidate panders to the Hispanic community, or is seen as submissive to the political wants of the Hispanic community.

Man I thought Marco Rubio was strong on immigration, but he's just hispandering for votes...

hispandering by hispandering June 20, 2016

Hispander

Verb: to Hispander means to pander to Hispanics.

Noun: an Hispander is one who panders to Hispanics.

The term was created by Mickey Kraus (Slate Magazine), popularized by Linda Bentley (Sonoran News), and is currently practiced by many low-life politicians.

Dick Gephardt's recent Hispandering proposal to "legalize undocumented immigrants who have lived in the United States for five years and worked in the country for two years . . ."

Hispander by Mark Yannone February 17, 2008

hispandering

"Hispandering": a mashup of "Hispanic" and "pandering" that means faking interest in Hispanic issues and culture for self-serving reasons.

Hispandering: Hillary Clinton is just like your abuela.

hispandering by Lazarus Swann July 16, 2016

hispandexx 

when an older spanish woman is wearing tight and revealing clothing like she was still sixteen but her gravity plagued anatomy is falling out

look at tia Maria over there wearing a halter top and tight jeans but her gut is hanging out and her ass is touching the back of her knees she really has to quit wearing her hispandexx

hispandexx by rob from ct November 14, 2009

hispanesian 

A mixed race of both polynesian and hispanic ancestry.

my boy eddie straight up Hispanesian, wearing his panamanian t-shirt and hawiian shorts.

hispanesian by Polynessian puppet December 9, 2008