6 definitions by Mark Yannone

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a Mexican homey slang term that sort of means "brother."
Con safos, carnan!
by Mark Yannone August 25, 2007
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Noun: Part hillbilly, part hippy; characterized by the self-serving beliefs that too much learning can be dangerous, and opinions are as valid as facts.
The movie Idiocracy previews a future of masturbating, fornicating, Brawndo-swilling hillbippies ("it's got electrolytes"). In the year 2505, common hillbippy expressions will include "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." (for the commission) and "I like money."
by Mark Yannone February 18, 2008
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Verb: to Hispander means to pander to Hispanics.

Noun: an Hispander is one who panders to Hispanics.

The term was created by Mickey Kraus (Slate Magazine), popularized by Linda Bentley (Sonoran News), and is currently practiced by many low-life politicians.
Dick Gephardt's recent Hispandering proposal to "legalize undocumented immigrants who have lived in the United States for five years and worked in the country for two years . . ."
by Mark Yannone February 17, 2008
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