hishan

A terrible wingman. Known to be good-looking but also known on the d-low as "Mr. Steal Yo Girl." Beware while around him because most people will get caught in "The Hishan Effect." It is the effect where Hishan only has to show his face to a girl and a couple of days later, they will be going out. Low key: he really enjoys comic books and superheroes. Also at times, he tends to be immature. BUT ALWAYS BEWARE: THE HISHAN EFFECT. HIDE YOUR WIFE, AND HIDE YO KIDS!

Girlfriend: Is that Hishan?

Boyfriend: Yeah he's chill

*girlfriend runs over to Hishan and begins making out*

hishan by Hishan_21_official January 9, 2018

hishan

It’s the true definition of “legend”.

He is a “hishan”

hishan by Ymcmq April 19, 2018

word for hispanic spics

umm i thinn latino spics is all they're called so that's it

word for hispanic spics is i killed they're whole race and they pussied out and took credit and now their leader is in prison for them

word for hispanic spics by Joseph Greenwood January 20, 2022

Hispanic mom 

They never let you go on a sleepover so don't even bother asking a person with a Hispanic mother. They get mad at you for having one pair of socks on the floor or for having a cup in your room. And they also don't let you go out so don't ask if we can go out either.

Daughter: Mami puedo irme con mis amigas a el Parke.
Hispanic mom: no
Daughter: Porque?
Hispanic mom: Porque no

Hispanic mom by Green Kiwi February 17, 2020

Hispanic kiss 

A hispanic kiss is when a spanish woman kisses a man by using one hand to run her hands through his hair while putting her other hand down his pants to rub his dick.

"Oh that was hot! Dolores gave me that hispanic kiss last night. It was good."

Hispanic kiss by RuelleR April 1, 2020

hispanio 

An infamous schizophrenic from Newburyport of Hispanic origin. An ordinary man by day; infamous vigiliante by night. He carries a 15 pound revolver with a scope and 1 foot long barrel. He punishes minor civil infractions with capital punishment. He ignores violent crimes almost entirely.

He justifies his drastic action based on the fact that he possesses an index card with "007" written on it. Whether or not he himself wrote it is unknown.

He also is known for traveling back in time and colonizing the Iberian peninsula (Spain and Portugal) in the name of Mexico.

His theme song is known to be:
Buena Vista Social Club - Candela
This can be found on YouTube if you so wish.

Person #1: Dude, You didn't just spit your gum on that sidewalk did you?
Person #2: Ya, I did, why is it a crime?
Person #1: Hispanio is gunna get yo.

*2 Minutes Later*

Hispanio: In the name of justice I vanquish you, foul americano scum!
*Guns down Person #2 (the one you spit the gum on the sidewalk)*

hispanio by Camrade dibber August 13, 2014

hispanic penis 

A penis that is statistically (demonstrably) larger than that of the white and oriental man, and closely second to the black man. Its size is mostly contributed to by the Amerindian race, which is proven by various countries within Latin America that have a higher concentration of Amerindian genes (besides the few countries with more prevalent “black genes”).

Maria: Ay papi! You may be vertically short, but you’re tall where it counts!
Jose: That’s the Hispanic penis for ya!

hispanic penis by Jacklyn Duncan June 12, 2018