hiser

The conjunction of his or her, his/her, or his & her. Only used in the context of unknown sex of subject of the sentence: Neutral, unbiased writing.

The customer can use hiser credit card when making a purchase.

by Stephen McKain December 24, 2007

hiser

A shortening of the phrase "his or her." Hiser can be used as a pronoun to refer to a person of unidentifiable sex, or when writing about a person of unknown gender.

See also: himmer, hersh

I was talking to Pat at the bar when hersh scratched hiser crotch. I'm still not sure if that was unladylike or perfectly natural male behavior.

by exstock July 27, 2009

Hiser

Verb; To uncover then begin masturbating one's genitalia in front of an unsuspecting convenience store worker.

"DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT INCIDENT?! Apparently he hisered and was caught on camera; check YouTube!"

"Daniel! No hisering, THIS IS A PLACE OF WORK!"

by Brogre December 15, 2016

Hiser Time

When Jeff Hiser enters a basketball game at the College of St. Joseph's and Munger gets extremely overly excited.

Munger: Oh and jeff Hiser gets up and heads to the scorers table...you know what this means...its Hiser Time

by Nick Loomis January 20, 2009

hickey hider

a nickname for a turtleneck. there’s a pretty good chance a girl recently hooked up w someone when she’s wearing one

Anna: Fuck dude can I borrow a hickey hider for school tmr?
Emily: Of course, I gotchu girl. Did you hook up with Tyson again last night?
Anna: Maybe...

by ur b1tch November 27, 2019

Hibernacle

You’ve guessed it! It’s a place where you go to hibernate; somewhere to go in winter to get away from petty annoyances, destressify and catch up on sleep. Too good to be true? Yeah, it probably is.

Malcolm is so stupid, he thought hibernacle was a type of barnacle.

by AKACroatalin January 3, 2017

HiMERU

Character from the franchise Ensemble Stars!! The definition of sexy

-by HiMERU himself

- Have you saw that the 5* is HiMERU
- Yeah, I did, they are very sexy

by HiMERU June 8, 2021