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The conjunction of his or her, his/her, or his & her. Only used in the context of unknown sex of subject of the sentence: Neutral, unbiased writing.
The customer can use hiser credit card when making a purchase.
hiser by Stephen McKain December 24, 2007
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A shortening of the phrase "his or her." Hiser can be used as a pronoun to refer to a person of unidentifiable sex, or when writing about a person of unknown gender.

See also: himmer, hersh
I was talking to Pat at the bar when hersh scratched hiser crotch. I'm still not sure if that was unladylike or perfectly natural male behavior.
hiser by exstock July 27, 2009
Verb; To uncover then begin masturbating one's genitalia in front of an unsuspecting convenience store worker.
"DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT INCIDENT?! Apparently he hisered and was caught on camera; check YouTube!"

"Daniel! No hisering, THIS IS A PLACE OF WORK!"
Hiser by Brogre December 15, 2016

Hiser Time 

When Jeff Hiser enters a basketball game at the College of St. Joseph's and Munger gets extremely overly excited.
Munger: Oh and jeff Hiser gets up and heads to the scorers table...you know what this means...its Hiser Time
Hiser Time by Nick Loomis January 20, 2009

hickey hider 

a nickname for a turtleneck. there’s a pretty good chance a girl recently hooked up w someone when she’s wearing one
Anna: Fuck dude can I borrow a hickey hider for school tmr?
Emily: Of course, I gotchu girl. Did you hook up with Tyson again last night?
Anna: Maybe...
hickey hider by ur b1tch November 27, 2019

Hibernacle 

You’ve guessed it! It’s a place where you go to hibernate; somewhere to go in winter to get away from petty annoyances, destressify and catch up on sleep. Too good to be true? Yeah, it probably is.
Malcolm is so stupid, he thought hibernacle was a type of barnacle.
Hibernacle by AKACroatalin January 3, 2017
Character from the franchise Ensemble Stars!! The definition of sexy

-by HiMERU himself
- Have you saw that the 5* is HiMERU
- Yeah, I did, they are very sexy
HiMERU by HiMERU June 8, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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