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a guy from ensemble stars who has a FATASS COCK 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
"himeru banged me earlier"
"lmao sweet"
HiMERU by kirigiiri September 18, 2022

Hidekaz Himaruya 

The epic author of the manga Hetalia
I'm going to look up some yaoi from the manga Hetalia, which was written by Hidekaz Himaruya

Inside the park homerun

Someone go tell the janitor someone left him a inside the park homerun”

Text-himers 

when someone takes so long to text you back, you forget what the conversation was about in the first place.
bill: yeah, and i got to feed the ducks!

--three hours later--
bob:feeding ducks IS great fun.

bill: wtf??? oh yeah, we were talking about ducks THREE HOURS ago. maybe if he would text faster, i wouldn't have this case of Text-himers.
Text-himers by hopeless_romantic7 January 20, 2009

Florida Homerun 

Having anal sex with a senior citizen.
There's nothing like scoring a Florida homerun while shopping ta Publix.
Florida Homerun by TwistedC November 22, 2020

Chinese homerun 

When a baseball player hits a foul ball that goes behind him and into the bleachers.
1. That was a Chinese homerun, it went the "Wong" way.

2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
Chinese homerun by cmoney55 September 14, 2011