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a guy from ensemble stars who has a FATASS COCK 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
"himeru banged me earlier"
"lmao sweet"
HiMERU by kirigiiri September 18, 2022

Hidekaz Himaruya 

The epic author of the manga Hetalia
I'm going to look up some yaoi from the manga Hetalia, which was written by Hidekaz Himaruya

Inside the park homerun

The act of taking a shit inside of a urinal
“Someone go tell the janitor someone left him a inside the park homerun”

Text-himers 

when someone takes so long to text you back, you forget what the conversation was about in the first place.
bill: yeah, and i got to feed the ducks!

--three hours later--
bob:feeding ducks IS great fun.

bill: wtf??? oh yeah, we were talking about ducks THREE HOURS ago. maybe if he would text faster, i wouldn't have this case of Text-himers.
Text-himers by hopeless_romantic7 January 20, 2009

Florida Homerun 

Having anal sex with a senior citizen.
There's nothing like scoring a Florida homerun while shopping ta Publix.
Florida Homerun by TwistedC November 22, 2020

Chinese homerun 

When a baseball player hits a foul ball that goes behind him and into the bleachers.
1. That was a Chinese homerun, it went the "Wong" way.

2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
Chinese homerun by cmoney55 September 14, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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